Jeff Foxworthy

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#life #nothing #prepares #you

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#her #i #lately #looks #married

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#develop #doing #happy #i #interested

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#book #depending #down #gas #goes

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#bit #excited #fife #gets #goes

What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#hated #i #jeff #la #ought

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#flyer #frequent #get #i #i think

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#moon #more #office #party #person

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#first #first step #people #pride #relationships

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#complete #kool #might #redneck #salad