Jean Kerr

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#comfortable #divorce #entirely #finish #friendly

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#bad #bad situation #best #creating #go

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#dealing #five-year-old #like #menace #real

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#admiring #always #been #buying #else

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? ↗

— Jean Kerr

#adorable #beauty #being #deep #enough