Jean Kerr

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#i #make #mistakes #second

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? ↗

— Jean Kerr

#beauty

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#conversation #gender #humor #language #men

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? ↗

— Jean Kerr

#cup #do you know #feel #full #hand

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#love

the real menace in dealing with a 5-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a 5-year-old. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#humor

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? ↗

— Jean Kerr

#adorable #beauty #being #deep #enough

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#admiring #always #been #buying #else

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#grasped #haven #head #just #keep

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. ↗

— Jean Kerr

#dealing #five-year-old #like #menace #real