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Jay Mohr

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If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.


— Jay Mohr


#know #seats #sucks #team #you

If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.


— Jay Mohr


#sucks #team #your

Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that's that.


— Jay Mohr


#fact #i #i can #i do #marc

Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.


— Jay Mohr


#everyone #gandhi #likes #malcolm #malcolm x

True Yankees are born, not made.


— Jay Mohr


#made #true #yankees

Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.


— Jay Mohr


#contracts #football #pro #pro football #unfortunately

When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.


— Jay Mohr


#else #endeavor #enjoying #golfers #human

Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?


— Jay Mohr


#coaches #dress #like #managers #only






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In June 2004 Mohr's first book Gasping for Airtime: Two Years in the Trenches of Saturday Night Live was publiJay Mohrd by Hyperion and chronicled his two years working on Saturday Night Live. The podcast was hosted on the SModcast Network often taped in his garage which he has dubbed Fake Mustache Studios. As of January 2 2013 Mohr is the host of Jay Mohr Sports a daily midday sports radio talk show on Fox Sports Radio.

As of January 2 2013 Mohr is the host of Jay Mohr Sports a daily midday sports radio talk show on Fox Sports Radio. He is known for his role as Professor Rick Payne in the TV series Ghost Whisperer the title role in the CBS sitcom Gary Unmarried which ran from 2008 to 2010 as a featured player for two seasons on the long running sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live and the back-stabbing sports agent Bob Sugar in Jerry Maguire.

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