Jay Mohr

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#day #how #hung #know #movie

But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#comedian #i #kind #like #off

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#fantasy #football #good #good thing #great

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#enjoy #golf #hate #how #i

I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#field #george #george steinbrenner #i #minded

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#also #anything #divorce #found #frustrating

I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#i think #made #mistake #once #only

I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#angry #clubs #comic #felt #i

I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#guy #i #liked #shut #shut up

I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone. ↗

— Jay Mohr

#business #competitive #everyone #home #i