Jay Leno

The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets. ↗

— Jay Leno

#bullets #changing #crime #just #just be

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. ↗

— Jay Leno

#bill #bill clinton #book #clinton #duh

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution. ↗

— Jay Leno

#begins #believes #bush #cell #cell research

I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking. ↗

— Jay Leno

#chicago cubs #choking #cubs #i #october

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for 'Running off to Canada.' ↗

— Jay Leno

#course #i #off #running #stood

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. ↗

— Jay Leno

#any #cannot #court #find #men

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. ↗

— Jay Leno

#guy #harder #i #next #than

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. ↗

— Jay Leno

#bad breath #breath #dog #i #i do

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. ↗

— Jay Leno

#america #anonymously #doing #everyone #good

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers. ↗

— Jay Leno

#basketball #basketball player #days #election #former