Janet Evanovich

That's how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your butt and they're looking' to find poloponies. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#humorous #humor

Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#food #humor #food

Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#diet

...Don't you just hate a phony-looking stiff?" - Aunt Edna ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#funny

I heard about them Rangers on TV,” Grandma said. “I heard they get dogs pregnant.” -Grandma Mazur ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#humor #humor

I figured I'd embellish the truth a little, since the police might not be up on the finer points of bounty hunterism and might not understand about commandeering. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#money

Wouldn't want to tarnish my image by looking like a good guy. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#money

The only normal people are people you don't know very well." Diesel "That's a quote from a famous person," I told him. Lizzy Tucker ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#business

We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#humor #sometimes #value

I wasn't always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. Then I was a stay-at-home mom. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#arts #college #fine #fine arts #home mom