Janet Evanovich

Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head." Eddie DeChooch ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#humor

My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#aspiration

Nice dress. Take it off. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#morelli #romance #humor

I like the way you've let your hair go curly," he finally said. "Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control, sexy as hell," Joe Morelli to Stephanie Plum ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#money

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#money

Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#humor #romance #humor

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#connection

I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#humor

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#morelli #humor

Babe! ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#ranger #humor