Janeane Garofalo

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun. ↗

— Janeane Garofalo

#attention #handgun #i #i can #most

I do not enjoy when people don't like me. ↗

— Janeane Garofalo

#i #i do #like #me #people

I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours. ↗

— Janeane Garofalo

#ethic #good #good work #hours #i

I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why exactly. ↗

— Janeane Garofalo

#everything #exactly #forever #hours #i

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. ↗

— Janeane Garofalo

#dark side #guess #i #just #prefer

I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook. ↗

— Janeane Garofalo

#ashamed #cook #get #i #know

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive. ↗

— Janeane Garofalo

#bush #deny #different #different reasons #hussein

I think I failed miserably on NewsRadio. I was very nervous because of the caliber of the cast - especially Dave Foley - so I think I did a terrible job. ↗

— Janeane Garofalo

#caliber #cast #dave #did #especially

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. ↗

— Janeane Garofalo

#cracked #cut #dark #dark side #empty

I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well. ↗

— Janeane Garofalo

#general #i #just #life #more