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Jane Wagner

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I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.


— Jane Wagner


#humour #language #intelligence

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.


— Jane Wagner


#stress #stress

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.


— Jane Wagner


#been #i #i always #i see #life

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.


— Jane Wagner


#better #delusions #feel #grandeur #lot

My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it’s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.


— Jane Wagner


#reality #business

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.


— Jane Wagner


#god #praying #schizophrenic #talk #talks

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.


— Jane Wagner


#before #bet #dying #i #life

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.


— Jane Wagner


#complain #deep #developed #i #inner

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?


— Jane Wagner


#full #i #i am #living #moment

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.


— Jane Wagner


#delude #important #may #survival #tool






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com a new website for women to talk culture politics and gossip. Since its launch in 2008 Jane Wagner has been a contributor for wowOwow. Senator Barbara Boxer and Palm Springs residents and fellow star recipients Carol Channing actor Dane Andrew & Rascal The World's Ugliest Dog were among the attendees at the dedication ceremony.

Jane Wagner (born February 26 1935) is an American writer director and producer. She is the author of The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe The Incredible Shrinking Woman and other Tomlin vehicles.

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