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James Patterson

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Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has...a soul.' ... 'She doesn't have soul,' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance?


— James Patterson


#maximum-ride #humor

Because what’s worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it?


— James Patterson


#unrequited-love #yearning #experience

The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.


— James Patterson


#understanding #death

We’ll be back!” he snarled. It was really Ari’s voice. Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to,” said Fang


— James Patterson


#school

YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode.


— James Patterson


#talent #talent

You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.


— James Patterson


#humor #love #love-struck #max #maxride

How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?" Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened.


— James Patterson


#humor

Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," said Fang stunned.


— James Patterson


#fang #maximum-ride #experience

Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha.


— James Patterson


#gluttony #savor #food

Well, that's an evil smile...


— James Patterson


#humor #maxride #smile #experience






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Career
After Patterson retired from advertising in 1996 he devoted his time to writing. Patterson has also set up the James Patterson Teacher Education Scholarship in the schools of education at Appalachian State Michigan State and Florida Atlantic University. Early life and education
Patterson was born in Newburgh New York on March 22 1947 and received a Bachelor of Arts in English from Manhattan College along with a Master of Arts in English from Vanderbilt University.

Patterson also wrote the Michael Bennett Women's Murder Club Maximum Ride Daniel X and Witch and Wizard series as well as many stand-alone thrillers nonfiction and romance novels. James B.

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