James Patterson

maybe, beauty, true beauty, is so overwhelming, it goes straight to our hearts.maybe it makes us feel emotions that are locked away inside ↗

— James Patterson

#beauty

You love me this much!" Fang spreads his arms wide ↗

— James Patterson

#love

Behind every successful woman, there's a big prick. ↗

— James Patterson

#men #success #funny

Is that clear?" said Borcht "as clear as pea soup" I said ↗

— James Patterson

#funny

Just in case you thought elephants were all sweetness, I can attest to the fact that this one had the time of her life scaring the bejeezus out of those dudes. ↗

— James Patterson

#humor #humor

It's okay, Ig." said Fang. "Just give it your best shot." Sometimes the Fangster is incredibly supportive, just not with me. ↗

— James Patterson

#fang #iggy #lol #maximum-ride #experience

Oz thinks I'm beautiful," she whispered to the stars. ↗

— James Patterson

#beauty

What happened to your tan. ↗

— James Patterson

#humor

So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie. ↗

— James Patterson

#funny #humor #funny

I want to do it too!” said Gazzy, sitting very, very quietly, completely motionless. “Nope,” said Nudge, shaking her head. “You stand out like a fart in church. ↗

— James Patterson

#fart #funny #lol #powers #funny