James Patterson

guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority." "well, I have a highly developed sense of irony. ↗

— James Patterson

#respect

Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice. ↗

— James Patterson

#humor

Fang: 'Man, You weigh a freaking ton! What have you been eating, rocks?' Max: 'Why, is your head missing some? ↗

— James Patterson

#mamimum #maximum-ride #ride #rock #experience

Can I come in? No! I'm in a towel! I'm blind! ↗

— James Patterson

#iggy #max #maximum-ride #funny

Yes!” said Fang, punching the air. “Freaks rule. ↗

— James Patterson

#experience

Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem. ↗

— James Patterson

#experience

You...are...a...fridge...with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. 'We're...freaking...ballet...dancers. ↗

— James Patterson

#words

I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us. ↗

— James Patterson

#humor #maximum-ride #humor

I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain. ↗

— James Patterson

#humor #pudding #experience

What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max ↗

— James Patterson

#maxride #humor