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Jackie Gleason

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How sweet it is!


— Jackie Gleason


#how #sweet

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.


— Jackie Gleason


#always #day #easier #first #off

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.


— Jackie Gleason


#then #think #you

I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.


— Jackie Gleason


#buy #had #i #made #my own

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.


— Jackie Gleason


#beautiful #fat #people #thin






About Jackie Gleason

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Did you know about Jackie Gleason?

Among his notable film roles were Minnesota Fats in the 1961 drama The Hustler (starring Paul Newman) and Buford T. Justice in the Smokey and the Bandit series. He was known for his brash visual and verbal comedy style exemplified by his character Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners.

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