Helen Rowland

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#deadly #kinds #men #only #two

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#how #living #marry #must #realize

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#arts #bachelor #lot #love #makes

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#divorce #inquest #love #marriage #quest

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#hardest #his #intentions #life #man

What a man calls his "conscience" is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#after #calls #conscience #follows #his

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#exchanges #girl #inattention #many #marries

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#her #highest #his #last #makes

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#apple #been #consequences #disagrees #eve

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are "made in America." ↗

— Helen Rowland

#claim #divorces #france #happiest #made