Hal Sparks

I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things. ↗

— Hal Sparks

#i #like #things #writer

I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them. ↗

— Hal Sparks

#computer #grew #i #interested #named

I've always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security. ↗

— Hal Sparks

#always #benefit #having #i #illusion

I've been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old. ↗

— Hal Sparks

#doing #i #old #since #stand-up

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie. ↗

— Hal Sparks

#always #comes #comfort #film #guarantee

If I have anything, it's tenacity. ↗

— Hal Sparks

#i #tenacity

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer. ↗

— Hal Sparks

#anything #chi #go #i #live

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money. ↗

— Hal Sparks

#better #get #money #more #than

It's better to waste money, than it is to waste time. You can always get more money. ↗

— Hal Sparks

#better #get #money #more #than

Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions. ↗

— Hal Sparks

#chubby #jerry #just #kind #lions