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Groucho Marx

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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.


— Groucho Marx


#because #before #hear #heard #i

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.


— Groucho Marx


#good #hate #i #leaving #london

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.


— Groucho Marx


#club #head #i #join #mind

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.


— Groucho Marx


#boss #early #goes #his #leaves

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.


— Groucho Marx


#extreme poverty #i #nothing #poverty #state

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.


— Groucho Marx


#educational #find #go #good #good book

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.


— Groucho Marx


#crook #find #him #honest #know

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.


— Groucho Marx


#down #i #intend #laid #laughter

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.


— Groucho Marx


#first time #had #i #i remember #kept

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.


— Groucho Marx


#had #i #perfectly #wonderful






About Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Quotes




Did you know about Groucho Marx?

As a man who never had formal schooling to have his writings declared to be culturally important was a point of great satisfaction. Elton John accompanied Groucho to a performance of Jesus Christ Superstar. By the time the Marxes made their first movie they were major stars with sharply honed skills and when Groucho was relaunched to stardom on You Bet Your Life he had already been performing successfully for half a century.

He also had a successful solo career most notably as the host of the radio and television game show You Bet Your Life. He is known as a master of quick wit and widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. He made 13 feature films with his siblings the Marx Brothers of whom he was the third-born.

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