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Groucho Marx

Read through the most famous quotes from Groucho Marx




Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.


— Groucho Marx


#art #everywhere #finding #incorrectly #looking

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.


— Groucho Marx


#humor

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.


— Groucho Marx


#humor

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.


— Groucho Marx


#paraphrased #light

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.


— Groucho Marx


#insult #insult

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.


— Groucho Marx


#romance #sex #marriage

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.


— Groucho Marx


#gibe #insult #respect

If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.


— Groucho Marx


#superstition #humor

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.


— Groucho Marx


#anyone #lot #missing #says #see

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.


— Groucho Marx


#money






About Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Quotes




Did you know about Groucho Marx?

As a man who never had formal schooling to have his writings declared to be culturally important was a point of great satisfaction. Elton John accompanied Groucho to a performance of Jesus Christ Superstar. By the time the Marxes made their first movie they were major stars with sharply honed skills and when Groucho was relaunched to stardom on You Bet Your Life he had already been performing successfully for half a century.

He also had a successful solo career most notably as the host of the radio and television game show You Bet Your Life. He is known as a master of quick wit and widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. He made 13 feature films with his siblings the Marx Brothers of whom he was the third-born.

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