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Groucho Marx

Read through the most famous quotes from Groucho Marx




I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.


— Groucho Marx


#america #educate #every #going #i

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.


— Groucho Marx


#asked #i #judge #jury #married

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.


— Groucho Marx


#alimony #buying #dead #dead horse #hay

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.


— Groucho Marx


#got #how #i #into #know

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.


— Groucho Marx


#man #old #only #woman

I intend to live forever, or die trying.


— Groucho Marx


#forever #i #intend #live #trying

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.


— Groucho Marx


#father #got #her #looks #plastic

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.


— Groucho Marx


#course #doctor #feeling #golf #golf course

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.


— Groucho Marx


#every #her #his #man #successful

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?


— Groucho Marx


#institution #live #wants #who #wonderful






About Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Quotes




Did you know about Groucho Marx?

As a man who never had formal schooling to have his writings declared to be culturally important was a point of great satisfaction. Elton John accompanied Groucho to a performance of Jesus Christ Superstar. By the time the Marxes made their first movie they were major stars with sharply honed skills and when Groucho was relaunched to stardom on You Bet Your Life he had already been performing successfully for half a century.

He also had a successful solo career most notably as the host of the radio and television game show You Bet Your Life. He is known as a master of quick wit and widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. He made 13 feature films with his siblings the Marx Brothers of whom he was the third-born.

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