Gilda Radner

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships. ↗

— Gilda Radner

#women #humor

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. ↗

— Gilda Radner

#fashion #i #itch #most #taste

Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily. ↗

— Gilda Radner

#easily #like #paper #tear

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity. ↗

— Gilda Radner

#creativity #distracted #eventually #get #horny

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships. ↗

— Gilda Radner

#cry #cute #first #i #man

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. ↗

— Gilda Radner

#controlling #laugh #making #people #very

You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused. ↗

— Gilda Radner

#caused #coming #completely #control #feel

I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end. ↗

— Gilda Radner

#clear #end #ending #hard #hard way

Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I'd rather not belong to. ↗

— Gilda Radner

#cancer #club #elite #gave #having

I grew up in front of a television. I guess I'll grow old inside of one. ↗

— Gilda Radner

#grew #grow #guess #i #inside