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Read through the most famous quotes from George Miller
The trouble with eating Italian is that 5 or 6 days later, you're hungry again. ↗
— George Miller
#food #humourous #food
Did you know - and studies prove this - that 98 percent of all the Visine in this country runs down the side of people's faces? ↗
#did #down #faces #know #people
I used to jog three miles a day, and then I saw I was getting a little bit older, so I started fast-walking three miles a day. Now I just drive. ↗
#day #drive #getting #i #jog
I was once fired as opening act for Seals and Crofts because I got loaded and introduced them as Arts and Crafts. ↗
#arts #because #crafts #fired #got
I was what they call a pool hustler. That's absolutely true. For long periods of time I got by, barely skimmed by, just playing pool. ↗
#barely #call #got #hustler #i
It is a pretty odd profession - tickling people - but it can be lucrative. ↗
#odd #people #pretty #profession
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again. ↗
#days #eating #five #food #hungry
People looking at advertisements or reading their local newspapers would have had no idea that what they were reading was bought and paid for with their tax dollars. ↗
#dollars #had #idea #local #looking
Pool is a fascinating game, but there is always the added factor of the money that really makes it hot. ↗
#always #factor #fascinating #game #hot
President-elect Bush spoke in a forceful and candid manner that it is his passion that all children should have access to a first class education. ↗
#bush #candid #children #class #education