George Carlin

Fuck rational thought ↗

— George Carlin

#inspirational #rational #thought #humor

In most polls there are always about 5 percent of the people who 'don't know.' What isn't generally understood is that it's the same people in every poll. ↗

— George Carlin

#polls #humor

Fuck the drug war. Dropping acid was a profound turning point for me, a seminal experience. I make no apologies for it. More people should do acid. It should be sold over the counter. ↗

— George Carlin

#carlin #drugs #hippy #experience

There are ten thousand people in the United States in a persistent vegetative state. Just enough to start a small town. Think of them as veggie-burghers. ↗

— George Carlin

#humor

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. ↗

— George Carlin

#dark #forecast #tonight #weather

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer. ↗

— George Carlin

#humor

And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope. ↗

— George Carlin

#funny-accidents #humor #star-trek #dreams

I think therefore I am... I think. ↗

— George Carlin

#george-carlin #humor #funny

I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond! ↗

— George Carlin

#art

Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves. ↗

— George Carlin

#humor