George Burns

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. ↗

— George Burns

#anywhere #face #here #i #pleased

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it. ↗

— George Burns

#enough #good #good script #i #me

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. ↗

— George Burns

#better #failure #hate #honestly #i

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. ↗

— George Burns

#book #guy #i #only #read

It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere. ↗

— George Burns

#good #here

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. ↗

— George Burns

#get #getting #getting older #help #old

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. ↗

— George Burns

#comes #down #everything #goes #must

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. ↗

— George Burns

#faces #finally #first #forget #names

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. ↗

— George Burns

#acting #fake #got #honesty #made

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. ↗

— George Burns

#cigar #depends #good #good meal #handle