George Burns

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. ↗

— George Burns

#go #i #out #women #would

At my age flowers scare me. ↗

— George Burns

#flowers #me #scare

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. ↗

— George Burns

#anywhere #here #nice

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. ↗

— George Burns

#changing #clean #dirty #get #hard

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. ↗

— George Burns

#close #ending #good #having #possible

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money. ↗

— George Burns

#die #i #lose #money #much

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. ↗

— George Burns

#believe #besides #booked #die #done

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. ↗

— George Burns

#cigars #day #fifteen #hold #i

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. ↗

— George Burns

#cigar #holder #i #just #now

How can I die? I'm booked. ↗

— George Burns

#die #how #i