George Brett

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. ↗

— George Brett

#sports #funny

A woman will be elected President before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes. I guarantee that. ↗

— George Brett

#called #elected #guarantee #i #out

American League teams don't bunt very often. National League teams bunt a lot. ↗

— George Brett

#american league #bunt #league #lot #national

I am not too serious about anything. I believe you have to enjoy yourself to get the most out of your ability. I can take the criticism with the accolades. Neither affects me. ↗

— George Brett

#about #accolades #affects #am #anything

I could have played another year, but I would have been playing for the money, and baseball deserves better than that. ↗

— George Brett

#baseball #been #better #could #deserves

I'm a ballplayer. I know how hard the game is... and anybody that makes it in the Hall of Fame, I support. They become a member of our special fraternity. ↗

— George Brett

#ballplayer #become #fame #fraternity #game

I've only read two books in my life: Baseball Sparkplug and Love Story. ↗

— George Brett

#books #i #life #love #love story

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out. ↗

— George Brett

#grandmother #her #kissing #like #losing

If I was going to make one rule change, I would bring the DH in the National League. ↗

— George Brett

#change #going #i #league #make

If there was no intentional walks, the guy would just walk him anyway, unintentionally intentionally walk him. You see a lot more of that than what meets the eye. ↗

— George Brett

#eye #guy #him #intentional #intentionally