George Ade

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking. ↗

— George Ade

#about #after #enjoy #european #three

A good folly is worth what you pay for it. ↗

— George Ade

#good #pay #worth #you

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. ↗

— George Ade

#preferable #presents #were #would

It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after. ↗

— George Ade

#cold #dawn #gray #laughter #mirth

One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach. ↗

— George Ade

#ivy #man #poison #spinach

Only the more rugged mortals should attempt to keep up with current literature. ↗

— George Ade

#current #keep #literature #more #mortals

She was short on intellect, but long on shape. ↗

— George Ade

#long #shape #she #short