George Ade

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative. ↗

— George Ade

#dear #friend #may #near #relative

Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people. ↗

— George Ade

#anyone #bad #become #bed #early

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations. ↗

— George Ade

#insure #mind #peace #peace of mind #regulations

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity. ↗

— George Ade

#being #decided #down #had #numerous

Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant. ↗

— George Ade

#neighbors #pleasant #themselves #unto #your

A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words. ↗

— George Ade

#feels #important #man #more #never

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry. ↗

— George Ade

#entry #happens #second #unless #win

For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver. ↗

— George Ade

#life #parlor #saver #use #vague

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment. ↗

— George Ade

#country #entertainment #form #funeral #interruption

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense. ↗

— George Ade

#into #moves #nothing #past #tense