Garrison Keillor

Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#humor

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#about #compulsory #go #like #lovely

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#sex #food

That's the news from Lake Woebegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#parenting #men

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#luck #inspirational

It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#humor #humor

If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you? ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#humor

When you wage war on the public schools, you're attacking the mortar that holds the community together. You're not a conservative, you're a vandal. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#education

He was admired for never being at a loss for words and never wasting any either. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#humor

You're such a big liar you gotta get your neighbor to call your dog. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#humor