Garrison Keillor

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#religion #humor

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#cats #humor #humor

A book is a gift you can open again and again. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#book #gift #open #you

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#denying #eye #i #i believe #i believe in

When in doubt, look intelligent. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#humor

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#children

The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#politics #humor

You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#age

A young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and ethereal and ironic and reflective, but the declarative is at the bottom of most good writing. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#writer

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#girls #men #sex #sexuality #men