Fran Lebowitz

Polite conversation is rarely either. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#conversation #either #polite #rarely

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#dog #owner #suggest #suggests #sweater

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#good #good way #having #offer #people

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#bearable #being #broadcast #disk #due

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#figure #i #lottery #play #same

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#characters #go #hope #hoping #moral