Fran Lebowitz

The girl in your class who suggests that this year the Drama Club put on The Bald Soprano will be a thorn in people's sides all of her life. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#humor #humor

Do what you can, with what you have, with where you are” ~Theodore Roosevelt ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#inpirational #inspirational-quotes #motivation #motivational-books #inspirational

There's no equivalent to Mozart in writing. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#writing #music

People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have thought of adding lime juice to scalloped potatoes try to understand there must be a reason for this. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#food

It is not good form to take a Trick out unless one is so firmly established as to be able to afford being associated with someone who might at any given moment write a poem in public. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#life

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#chances #done #i #identical #lottery

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#dog #owner #suggest #suggests #sweater

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood? ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#anyone #child #children #happens #i

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#good #good way #having #offer #people

Polite conversation is rarely either. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#conversation #either #polite #rarely