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Florence King

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Keep dating and you will become so sick, so badly crippled, so deformed, so emotionally warped and mentally defective that you will marry anybody.


— Florence King


#dating

Gradually my whole concept of time changed until I thought of a month as having twenty-five days of humanness and five others when I might just as well have been an animal in a steel trap.


— Florence King


#menstruation #women #change

Americans worship creativity the way they worship physical beauty - as a way of enjoying elitism without guilt: God did it.


— Florence King


#creativity #did #elitism #enjoying #god

Children have no business expressing opinions on anything except "Do you have enough room in the toes?


— Florence King


#children #family #business

Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs.


— Florence King


#about #already #being #jobs #like

American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them.


— Florence King


#avoid #between #counselors #couples #gone

He travels fastest who travels alone, and that goes double for she. Real feminism is spinsterhood.


— Florence King


#double #fastest #feminism #goes #real

People are so busy dreaming the American Dream, fantasizing about what they could be or have a right to be, that they're all asleep at the switch. Consequently we are living in the Age of Human Error.


— Florence King


#about #age #american #american dream #asleep

Time has lost all meaning in that nightmare alley of the Western world known as the American mind.


— Florence King


#american #known #lost #meaning #mind

True nostalgia is an ephemeral composition of disjointed memories.


— Florence King


#disjointed #ephemeral #memories #nostalgia #true






About Florence King






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King's first book publiFlorence Kingd under her own name was 1975's Southern Ladies and Gentlemen. In many of her writings King often refers to the comical contradictions between the material reality of her upbringing (lower middle class) and the snobbish behavior of her grandmother. She also wrote a historical romance novel Barbarian Princess under the pseudonym Laura Buchanan.

January 5 1936 Washington D. "
King is a traditionalist conservative but not a "movement conservative" and Florence King objects to much of the populist direction of the contemporary American Right. Florence Virginia King (b.

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