Evan Esar

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does. ↗

— Evan Esar

#guilt #humor #humor

Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. ↗

— Evan Esar

#love #beauty

Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings ↗

— Evan Esar

#humor #zoo #humor

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. ↗

— Evan Esar

#definition #facts #figures #producing #reliable

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. ↗

— Evan Esar

#excellent #habits #human #human beings #place

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended. ↗

— Evan Esar

#goes #husband #like #out #unattended

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. ↗

— Evan Esar

#future #girl #man #past

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment. ↗

— Evan Esar

#disappointment #over #today #tomorrow #veneer

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. ↗

— Evan Esar

#character #even #his #man #name

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose. ↗

— Evan Esar

#everything #left #lose #lost #you