Earl Wilson

He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#him #honest #honest man #man #over

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#back #brings #car #family #nowadays

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#expect #later #middle #middle age #sooner

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#air #down #down to earth #earth #else

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#boss #done #embarrassing #him #nothing

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#ease #ill #poise

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#elder #election #fastest #lose #politician

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#asks #been #chances #getting #her

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#better world #couples #debt #deeply #love

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#gossip #hear #like #someone #something