Duane Chapman

I've been a biker, I've been a convict, I've been a husband, father, and son. ↗

— Duane Chapman

#convict #father #husband #i #son

I would have done higher than that... I would have set it higher. ↗

— Duane Chapman

#higher #i #set #than #would

And I used to say, 'I'm black, too.' In other words, I - my whole life I've been called a half-breed, a convict, king of the trailer trash, this and that. I take that and stand. ↗

— Duane Chapman

#black #called #convict #i #in other words

As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh. ↗

— Duane Chapman

#came #carrot #carrot top #door #dress

Born on a mountain, raised in a cave. Arresting fugitives is all I crave. ↗

— Duane Chapman

#born #cave #crave #fugitives #i

Dog is God spelled backward. ↗

— Duane Chapman

#dog #god #spelled

I have a hard problem, being some part Native American - being a Christian: do you get burned, do you get cremated, do you get - let the sharks eat you? How do you die? ↗

— Duane Chapman

#being #burned #christian #cremated #die

I have the utmost respect and 'aloha' for black people - who have already suffered so much due to racial discrimination and acts of hatred. ↗

— Duane Chapman

#already #black #discrimination #due #hatred

I was in prison for a charge in Texas, murder one. Back in the '70s in Texas, I was there. I heard the shot. I was in the car. ↗

— Duane Chapman

#car #charge #heard #i #murder

I'm going to be Dog, and I'm going to be an entertainer. And I'm going to make mistakes. ↗

— Duane Chapman

#entertainer #going #i #make #mistakes