Drew Carey

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. ↗

— Drew Carey

#humor #jobs #life #humor

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. ↗

— Drew Carey

#humor

Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment. ↗

— Drew Carey

#health #weight-loss #food

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals. ↗

— Drew Carey

#fans #interrupt #meals #nice #normal

The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them. ↗

— Drew Carey

#brothers #first #game #had #hated

The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job. ↗

— Drew Carey

#ethic #gave #job #kicks #marines

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' ↗

— Drew Carey

#face #go #halloween #i #i see

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy. ↗

— Drew Carey

#bob #boy #eating #i #like

But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do. ↗

— Drew Carey

#fun #good #good job #i #i do

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine. ↗

— Drew Carey

#coal #game #game shows #like #mine