Douglas Feaver

His mouth is for export and his head has no entrance. ↗

— Douglas Feaver

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#export #head #his #mouth

He'd believe anything provided it's not in Holy Scripture. ↗

— Douglas Feaver

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#believe #holy #provided #scripture

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends. ↗

— Douglas Feaver

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#both #ends #i #leak #love