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He stood up straight and looked the world squarely in the fields and hills. To add weight to his words he stuck the rabbit bone in his hair. He spread his arm out wide. "I will go mad!" he annouced.


— Douglas Adams


#madness #universe #life

Having not said anything the first time, it was somehow even more difficult to broach the subject the second time around.


— Douglas Adams


#communication

There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.


— Douglas Adams


#humorous #humor

Even a manically depressed robot is better to talk to than nobody.


— Douglas Adams


#humor

Rather than arriving five hours late and flustered, it would be better all around if he were to arrive five hours and a few extra minutes late, but triumphantly in command.


— Douglas Adams


#psychology

The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!


— Douglas Adams


#meaning-of-life #funny

Nobody got murdered before lunch. But nobody. People weren't up to it. You needed a good lunch to get both the blood-sugar and blood-lust levels up.


— Douglas Adams


#lust

Much to his annoyance, a thought popped into his mind. It was very clear and very distinct, and he had now come to recognize these thoughts for what they were. His instinct was to resist them.


— Douglas Adams


#zaphod-beeblebrox #humor

Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terrible bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to lunch.


— Douglas Adams


#humor

Lovers of print are simply confusing the plate for the food.


— Douglas Adams


#digital-age #ebooks #ereaders #fiction #kindle






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The next year the radio series became the basis for a BBC television mini-series broadcast in six parts. When he died in 2001 in California he had been trying again to get the movie project started with Disney which had bought the rights in 1998. The screenplay finally got a posthumous re-write by Karey Kirkpatrick and the resulting movie was released in 2005.

". Adams also wrote Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (1987) and The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (1988) and co-wrote The Meaning of Liff (1983) Last Chance to See (1990) and three stories for the television series Doctor Who. He was a staunch atheist famously imagining a sentient puddle who wakes up one morning and thinks "This is an interesting world I find myself in—an interesting hole I find myself in—fits me rather neatly doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well must have been made to have me in it!" to demonstrate his view that the fine-tuned Universe argument for God was a fallacy.

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