Doug Coupland

Florida isn't so much a place where one goes to reinvent oneself, as it is a place where one goes if one no longer wished to be found. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#found #goes #longer #much #oneself

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#could #live #machines #martini #sets

Forget about being world famous, it's hard enough just getting the automatic doors at the supermarket to acknowledge our existence. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#acknowledge #automatic #being #doors #enough

God is what keeps us together after the love is gone. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#god #gone #keeps #love #love is

Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#good-looking #handed #people #strong #teeth

High school is such a shared experience in North American culture. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#american culture #culture #experience #high #high school

Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it's not quite the same thing. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#beings #birds #change #different #different place

I find it hard to believe that human beings are the crowning achievement of life on earth. Something better than us has to come along. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#along #beings #believe #better #come

I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#dock #i #like #seafood #tastes

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli? ↗

— Doug Coupland

#exactly #food #i #inside #know