Doug Coupland

Where does personality end and brain damage begin? ↗

— Doug Coupland

#brain #brain damage #damage #does #end

Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#american #apologize #canadians #car #easily

Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#being #dogs #even #hot #hot dogs

You can't get mad at weather because weather's not about you. Apply that lesson to most other aspects of life. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#apply #aspects #because #get #lesson

Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#clueless #dating #financial #people #seminars

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#creativity #fake #sexual #you

There are three things we cry about in life, things that are lost, things that are found, and things that are magnificent. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#cry #found #life #lost #magnificent

Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#before #entertainment #form #had #machines

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#bands #big #big companies #built #companies

Blame is just a lazy person's way of making sense of chaos. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#chaos #just #lazy #making #person