Doug Coupland

Purchased experiences don't count. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#experiences #purchased

Quick. Name ten dead redheads. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#name #quick #redheads #ten

Royalty is either going to do very well with cloning, or it's going to disappear completely. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#completely #disappear #either #going #royalty

Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#bacteria #bars #cleaner #enjoy #environment

Sometimes it feels as if everything in life is just something we haul into the grave. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#feels #grave #haul #into #just

Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#failure #lighting #power #sometimes

Star Trek characters never go shopping. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#go #never #shopping #star #star trek

People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#comes #ever #families #forgiving #only

Ten commandments yet seven deadly sins: conflict? ↗

— Doug Coupland

#conflict #deadly #seven #sins #ten

The future and eternity are two entirely different things. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#different things #entirely #eternity #future #things