Doug Coupland

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code? ↗

— Doug Coupland

#code #creepy #dress #more #than

It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present, future or past, either. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#also #either #future #look #particularly

Life always kills you in the end, but first it prevents you from getting what you want. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#end #first #getting #in the end #kills

Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#forget #invention #lives #long #much

Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#contact #dressed #eye #eye contact #making

Most of us have only two or three genuinely interesting moments in our lives; the rest is filler. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#genuinely #interesting #lives #moments #most

Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and it's been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#answer #been #business #centuries #english

Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#blood #bones #end #everything #great

New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#new york #over #park #people #theme

Once you see someone lose it, you can never look at them the same way again. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#look #lose #never #once #same