Doug Coupland

I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#due #elements #going #half-life #i

I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.' ↗

— Doug Coupland

#clock #clocks #future #get #i

I think the killers get far too much attention. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#far #get #i #i think #killers

I want pills called September 10. You take one and your mind feels like the 11th never happened. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#feels #happened #i #like #mind

I've got 911 on speed dial. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#got #i #speed

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#building #construction #does #failure #finished

If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#drive #drives #ford #god #leather

If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#being #else #get #nothing #simply

If your life had lyrics, would they be any good? ↗

— Doug Coupland

#good #had #life #lyrics #would

In our heads we're all about 33 years old. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#heads #old #our #years