Don Rickles

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate. ↗

— Don Rickles

#big #cars #couple #dogs #energy

I never went out looking for glory. ↗

— Don Rickles

#i #looking #never #out #went

I still have drive, but everything is relative. ↗

— Don Rickles

#everything #i #relative #still

I told jokes badly. ↗

— Don Rickles

#i #jokes #told

I was a mother's boy. ↗

— Don Rickles

#i #mother

I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book. ↗

— Don Rickles

#book #i #myself #playing #roller

In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and all of a sudden you're a major movie star, you know. ↗

— Don Rickles

#day #get #into #know #like

It takes many years to be a great comedian. ↗

— Don Rickles

#great #many #takes #years

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. ↗

— Don Rickles

#correctness #humor #i #into #much

Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones. ↗

— Don Rickles

#dummy #i #only #phones #who