Don Rickles

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. ↗

— Don Rickles

#attitude #comedy #personality #study #within

They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities. ↗

— Don Rickles

#anybody #did #everybody #exaggerate #fun

Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap. ↗

— Don Rickles

#building #eddie #elizabeth #elizabeth taylor #empire

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. ↗

— Don Rickles

#i #insurance #kid #laughed #life

Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel. ↗

— Don Rickles

#end #end of the tunnel #hard #know #never

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. ↗

— Don Rickles

#enter #his #i #kiss #mind

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last. ↗

— Don Rickles

#different #everyone #last #please #please everyone

You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it. ↗

— Don Rickles

#otherwise #punch #throw #you #your

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room. ↗

— Don Rickles

#doctor #i #i think #just #out

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder? ↗

— Don Rickles

#clothes #picks #stevie #stevie wonder #who