Diana Wynne Jones

I think we ought to live happily ever after. ↗

— Diana Wynne Jones

#love #love

You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want. ↗

— Diana Wynne Jones

#mess #pigsty #humor

If I give you a hint and tell you it's a hint, it will be information. ↗

— Diana Wynne Jones

#information

Typical! I break my neck trying to get here, and I find you peacefully tidying up! ↗

— Diana Wynne Jones

#breaking-up

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so. ↗

— Diana Wynne Jones

#humor #humor

Take it from me, Fate doesn't care most of the time. ↗

— Diana Wynne Jones

#fate

I feel ill," [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die. ↗

— Diana Wynne Jones

#fiction #humor #young-adult #humor

It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair. ↗

— Diana Wynne Jones

#tantrums #risk

I've got a hangover" "No, you hit your head on the floor" "I can't stay. I've got to rescue that fool Sophie. ↗

— Diana Wynne Jones

#sophie #fool

That's why I love spiders. 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again. ↗

— Diana Wynne Jones

#love