Dennis Miller

We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#being #country #detest #everything #fight

A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#appeal #away #blacks #far #far away

Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#elvis #holds #more #office #perks

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#actually #get #here #hollywood #license

I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#credibility #i

I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#best #broadcasting #down #fun #had

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#clown #gogh #i #like #look

Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#carrot #carrot top #dress #edge #get

Most Americans will let liberals and conservatives play their games because most Americans don't pay attention. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#because #conservatives #games #liberals #most

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#god #good #guilt #having #here