Dennis Miller

Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#defending #down #except #half #i

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash? ↗

— Dennis Miller

#cold #discount #ever #hard #idea

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#country #death #death penalty #life #penalty

Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#living #make #out #point #sell

One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#man #voltaire

I lapsed into rude. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#into #lapsed #rude

I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#comedy #doing #enough #god #hip

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#blaming #global #global warming #homophobic #quilt

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#dc #lying #washington #wisconsin

Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#beings #fence #hanging #human #human beings