Denis Norden

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh. ↗

— Denis Norden

#came #hard #laugh #make #processors

And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've got to the whole root of comedy. ↗

— Denis Norden

#explanation #got #offer #root #then

And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have no way of finding out. ↗

— Denis Norden

#funny #may #only #out #own

Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid. ↗

— Denis Norden

#everyone #gets #paid #scene #who

Frank liked administrative work and was good at it. ↗

— Denis Norden

#frank #good #liked #work

I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days. ↗

— Denis Norden

#days #decision #defy #get #i

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny. ↗

— Denis Norden

#comedians #enjoyed #funny #i #like

If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it. ↗

— Denis Norden

#laughter #malicious #show

It's like your children talking about holidays, you find they have a quite different memory of it from you. Perhaps everything is not how it is, but how it's remembered. ↗

— Denis Norden

#children #different #everything #find #holidays

There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car. ↗

— Denis Norden

#car #force #just #know #lets