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Denis Leary

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You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.


— Denis Leary


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I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.


— Denis Leary


#bought #carry #chihuahua #daughter #fell

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?


— Denis Leary


#ass #crack #i #my own #named






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They have two children son John Joseph "Jack" (born 1990)[citation needed] and daughter Devin (born 1992). in an early 1990s MTV sketch. M.

Leary is known for his biting fast paced comedic style and chain smoking. Denis Colin Leary (born August 18 1957) is an American actor comedian writer director and film producer. He is the star and co-creator of the television show Rescue Me which ended its seventh and final season on September 7 2011.

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